Crazy Caption Contest

A school principal in China has become an internet sensation. He leads his students in a shuffle dance routine as part of their daily 30-minute exercise break. What do you think the principal is saying in this picture? Try to think of something funny.

Send your crazy caption to us by emailing us at: ourcontest@whatsup.sg. Include your full name, class, and school. Contest ends on 8 March 2019.


Past winners

WU151 (Jun 2018)

Picture by Olaf Gradin.

From: Muhammad Aleyal Hariths Bin Mohd Nizam, Pri 4, Eunos Primary School

“I hope Spider-Man doesn’t shoot webs at me!”

From: Koh Xin Qin Megann, Pri 6, Maha Bodhi School

“Uh oh… I think Spider-Man is in the wrong cinematic universe! Is there

going to be a war between Marvel and DC? I’d better run…”

From: Tan Sin Ya, Pri 5, Maha Bodhi School

Will Wonder Woman tie me up with her lasso of truth? I tell lies at times.

Will Batman throw his bat darts at me? I am naughty at times.

Will Superman shoot me with his laser eyes? I skip classes at times.

Will Spider-Man wrap me up in his web?

Why, oh why have I been so bad…. at times 🙂

From: Ian Wang, Pri 6, Nan Hua Primary School

“I have to hold it in a little longer… or they will smell it.”

From: Rohan Kerhalkar, Pri 6, Bukit View Primary School

“Um…Is anyone going to take a picture of us?”


WU148 (Mar 2018 issue)

From: Tan Le Xuan, Pri 3, Chongfu School

“Yawnnn! Mum, look at my dark eye rings! I need sleep!!! Someone please take over from me!!! “

From: Lee Ray Keat, Pri 5, Tao Nan School

“I want to pee!”

From: Grace Tan Shin-Yin, Pri 6, CHIJ Our Lady of Good Counsel

“Come on, we are on duty! You’re all looking TOO MILD! Open up your mouths and look fiercceee! Be ready to attack!!!”

From: Charlene Loh Shu En, Pri 6, Hougang Primary

“I use Colgate toothpaste. Are my teeth shiny?”

From: Rayan Ali Pachisa, Pri 6, Temasek Primary

“Bad hoomans, why no give boiled egg?”